Friday, June 3, 2011

???

Those first two guys who thought Superman was a bird or a plane...?
What the fuck were they so excited about?
Me, Matu and four of my mates all went to a brothel and all threw fifty euros each into a pot, the winner was whoever could go the longest without cumming.

Matu came in a respectable second, which put him in last place.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Matu läks haige seljaga arsti juurde.
Arst küsis kuidas tal selg haigeks jäi?
Matu vastas "tegin doggy-style"
Arst "äkki proovite misjonäri?"
Matu "proovisin aga koer lakkus koguaeg mu nägu"